FAQ
There are no stupid questions.
Actually, that’s a lie. There definitely are.
How do you type? You’re a sock.
THE SAME WAY YOU DO! DUH!
What kind of cigar are you smoking?
THE GOOD KIND. AND IT IS NOT FOR SALE.
What’s your favorite color?
GREEN. OBVIOUSLY, YOU MUST BE A GENIUS.
What’s your real name?
ED. NO MORE QUESTIONS.
Who wrote these questions, anyway?
SOME CLEVER IDIOT NAMED MARK.